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Lg Demotivational Poster

THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!

TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

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politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am
you and me both man :(

SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.


FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.

1st Impressions -

TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


TAGS: algebra zombies
Rating: 4.95/5

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Chrysophase2003 - March 27, 2012, 2:04 am
Dang, I'm rusty. Took me forever to work out. But what I want to know is who can *** skulls twice each on full auto?
jorgejs76 - March 22, 2012, 6:18 pm
aren´t they all ready dead?
mariand - March 21, 2012, 3:34 am
there are at least 16 missed bullets... the sure thing is that 40 bullets hit and kill the target... calculus is correct.
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 8:10 pm
wait a minute... if there are two mags@30 rounds ea - that makes 60. At a 70% accuracy rate, 42 were required to kill 20 Z's. So, if a zombie rounded 58 were actually used - what did the other 16 rounds hit? And wouldn't that change the actual spree time?
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
math is always challenging... for sharp minds

SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.

TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

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CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.

I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back

TAGS: 9mm belgin 18sh**
Rating: 4.44/5

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Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 sh** Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


TAGS: father and son sinlge dad
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL

GREEN BEER - So even your puke can be festive.


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.81/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm
5 salute5

SAY IT ONCE - say it twice

TAGS: betelguise
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - August 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
Orange?..Orange beetle?..Beetle Fruit?..Beetle drink?


TAGS: neilgaiman school worth sad hammy
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:11 pm
They should have warned me that cops weren't really my friends, and would always, ALWAYS regard me with suspicion.


TAGS: s m lg xl ***xl
Rating: 4.35/5

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BELGIUM - The only country that makes Luxembourg feel good about itself.

TAGS: belgium luxembourg colbert
Rating: 2.33/5
SorryInAdvance - August 31, 2009, 5:12 pm
Belgium: It was better before the Dutch started moving there.
Culos - March 9, 2009, 3:04 am
They did one better, they own Guinness!
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:22 am
When did Belgium start brewing Guinness?
manicbranic - March 9, 2009, 12:23 am
Say what you want, Belgium has great beer. Which makes it a great country.
RnR - September 30, 2008, 5:21 pm
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:39 pm
self correction - *just* - I'll put myself in time-out now.
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:39 pm
If you look at this jst right, Belgium looks like it's bent over waiting to get b***secks from the Germans...Again.
shadowmanwkp - September 30, 2008, 3:22 pm
d*** right, am I happy to live in the Netherlands.....


TAGS: wwii battle ofthe bulge
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
Check out this awesome song about the battle/siege of Bastonge http://youtu.be/Y1qkjzxPOkA

OVERINDULGENCE - Pigging out takes on a new meaning




TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

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MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol


TAGS: 101st airborne bastogne belgium wwii
Rating: 4.73/5

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Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
I noticed that too.
crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 3:02 pm
last night, for a few hours, everyone was a moderator. you could approve and reject posters at will, you could even ban people if you felt like it. I'm sure that it'll get corrected soon Space. =)
TheTrashHeap - December 24, 2010, 2:29 pm
Banned from voting?
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Nice poster Airman. I'd give it 5L but I'm banned from voting. Very good though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:44 am
Because I'm amsome, and my mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
rerun - December 24, 2010, 9:42 am

now that the glitch has been addressed & fixed, how is that Mooooooooooo is still a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:20 am
All hail Mr.M....King of the Internet!!!!
livegrape - December 24, 2010, 9:18 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 8:53 am
We are aware of the problem and are taking steps to correct it. Thank you for your concern.
bendarulz - December 24, 2010, 8:50 am
Someone might want to check the system.All the voter I.P.addresses are showing up underneath the ph**o's.
Cloudchaser - December 24, 2010, 12:23 am
Now I'm thinking of the Sabaton song Uprising
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:07 pm
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:49 pm
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 1:48 pm
Good one Airman. I think the best present was when the clouds finally broke and Santa rode in on the Thunderbolts. 5 P-47's


Random Thoughts -

WHEN OLD PEOPLE GET NOSTALGIC... - they like to remind us that back in their day, they didn't have fancy things like TV, cell phones... or oxygen


THE TINY MEN - Tired of aliens and pyscho-clowns stalking you? Tiny Men (TM). Now with 50% more irrational fear.

TAGS: lgm aliens bem mib tiny men paranoia
Rating: 2.78/5

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Iconoclast - May 22, 2010, 12:18 am
I can feel them coming after me. The Tiny Men are hiding behind the TV, waiting to abduct me as soon as Letterman is over.


TAGS: wrong fail h** chicks h** cars ulgy incorrect false
Rating: 2.76/5

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Agent K - July 24, 2009, 8:18 am
EVERYTHING should have h** asian girls.

GO AHEAD - Tailgate me, mother...

"WHEN THAT APRIL... - with it's sweet showers have the drought of March pierced to the root... So prick them Nature in her heart, then folk long to go on pilgrimages."

TAGS: rain chaucer pilgrims
Rating: 3.57/5

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CaptCourageous - November 23, 2011, 9:48 pm
4l, would have given it five if it had flowed as well as the middle english
GySgt1811 - February 4, 2011, 10:01 am
Thanks, RL. Point well taken. (However, at least two of us here read Middle English...)
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:38 am

never submit something you'd give yourself a 1L on. i rejected the middle english because...well...not many folks read middle english. poetic piece.
GySgt1811 - February 3, 2011, 10:21 pm
I gave myself 1L! I originally posted it in "Middle English"..."Whan that Avrille wi his showres soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote..." It was rejected for spelling! (Chaucer, Canterbury Tales, Prologue. Screw English Lit!) Beer time.

WEIRD GANG SIGN - What hood you from?

BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP - ugly goes to the bone

ENTROPY - It's not what it used to be

HE'S BACK SEAN - and rarin' to go

TAGS: the return of bulgy
Rating: 3.36/5

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Sean - May 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
Et tu? Unmasked Avenger -- et tu?
just me - March 25, 2010, 11:47 am
"Moose Knuckle Alaska... Hello"

THAT - Should put a stop to tailgaters

TAGS: tailgaters
Rating: 3.11/5

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TAGS: motorcycle flames fire tailgating
Rating: 2.36/5

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ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:36 pm

The Best Part Of Waking Up -

TAGS: coffee mold spores folgers yummy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:21 pm
I only like tea, because my wife knows how to pick tea in the stores. Married nearly 7 years, and just when I think she's found all the delicious tea possible - I was wrong!
MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:06 am
That is 1 of the reasons I converted to tea"ism"...yum.


TAGS: nostalgia is deja vu in reverse
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
Hey I remember the day I came up with this one. I was miserable that day. Huh. Good times ....
falloutghoul - May 10, 2013, 8:18 am
I'd say this sums it up.
Derek - May 14, 2010, 8:46 am
You're right Forseti - I'm too used to not voting.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
This is beautiful.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:38 am
LOL... Derek praised the pic, but the only vote was 2 lions... didn't you vote? i like it too, 5 from me!
Derek - May 13, 2010, 1:00 am
Really really good

normal -


TAGS: tailgate parties raiders dancing
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:48 pm

MUSIC - It's in good hands.

TAGS: music selgo katyperry nicki taylorswift
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - April 3, 2012, 7:13 am
Good first submission.
Preacher Man - April 2, 2012, 11:58 pm
Is that really Katy Perry, or a realistic-looking Katy Perry *** doll?

CALGON - Take me away!

TAILGATING - Sometimes the best part of Gameday isn't the game.

TAGS: tailgate
Rating: 1.91/5

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agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 9:59 pm
How so? I see no food or cuties. Vegas, Chicago, San Diego, San Francisco, Dallas, Phoenix, New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey and Denver must be different. must be different.

COLGATE - For Healthy Teeth and Gums I don't believe in it! Do You?

Chasing The Tail -

nostalgia -

affection -

TAGS: love rose thorns patient olga
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 19, 2013, 9:15 am
Every rose has its thorn, just as every night has its dawn, just as every cowboy sings a sad, sad song....

Two men in a bar….and Vernon -

TAGS: lg cameo
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 1, 2014, 9:47 am

Well, that accounts for the squeak...Mom always did say to chew your food. An Electra, of course.
GaryO - July 1, 2014, 8:37 am
Kinda thought you might be miffed and seething. But yer only maimed and crippled. Whew. Thanks fer getting’ rid of that flea bitten sleeping bag...and mouse. What size Buick? (I've got another cabin wall to put up)
lgvernon - June 30, 2014, 3:37 pm

VERNON has been l;aid up with a bum shoulder. VERNON has now had not one, but TWO steroid injections and is eating prednisone like M&Ms. VERNON can now bench press a Buick. That cabin of yours was delicious, although the down sleeping bag gave me a cough.
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 10:59 pm
No worries, Missy. Ism has a set of keys.
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 10:58 pm
Synopsis; Vernon is a better sport than I’d ever imagined….or-r-r-r-r-r….she’s preparing a poster salvo of epic proportion, targeted at a doddering old man……..standing by.
MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 10:57 pm
Does this mean I'm outta a 5Lucking job now? All I did was give the lady what she wanted ;)
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 10:57 pm
I wondered how far to the edge I could get and keep it outta the red box…..and get accepted. I always figger it depends on who’s moderating. My mind focused on the possibility of Vernon at the helm. Wondered how she’d react.
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 10:55 pm
Heh heh. Several things rattled around my skull as I laid back in my lazyboy early this morn, catching up on the world cup and Wimbledon while poking at the bar scene on mspaint….involving Vernon.
Greeny - June 28, 2014, 10:25 pm
'Retirement' might be coming a little early
rerun - June 28, 2014, 8:28 pm

Well GaryO, I must admit it was nice knowing you.

Help! -

TAGS: quote p hamill nostalgia fight
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:27 am
Nooooo...not the slide show...pa-lease...teehee, thanks Greeny!
Greeny - August 9, 2013, 8:18 pm
5 long slide shows of the trip to Jersey

another motifake walk thru the past -

TAGS: lgvernon rerun malt shoppe
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 1, 2014, 10:55 pm
He he... 5L
rerun - September 1, 2014, 6:03 pm

Hay now, I plucked all those nose hairs, I saved the last 5 for today
lgvernon - September 1, 2014, 5:16 pm

Of course, Uggie...a girl never forgets her first...WHATEVER that was...
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 4:26 pm
Thanks a bunch for the 5L. You still keep in touch with Rerun at Motifake Moderator Reunions or staff meetings?
lgvernon - September 1, 2014, 4:24 pm

There's just something about an older man. Maybe it's the mystery, perhaps the experience, definitely not the nose hairs. 5 wrinkled Lions!

I'm Feeling Old -

TAGS: loading cassette ***e eighties nostalgia
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 19, 2014, 1:47 am
So did my son.

Hillary Headbanger -

TAGS: dr feelgood yeah mofo girls girls girls *** drugs and rockinroll
Rating: 5/5

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vindicator - July 25, 2014, 4:34 am
oh please. "Former Secretary of State" wouldnt fit and most people dont know htf John Kerry is. Its all in the timing, a joke is not funny if you have to think about it or have it explained.
AirCop - July 25, 2014, 2:21 am
Dear Vindicator, On February 1, 2013, Hillary Rodham Clinton resigned as Secretary of State and John Kerry was sworn in as the 68th Secretary of State. It is July 2014. Are you living under a rock?
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:10 pm
Ya'd need a lot of 5L drugs and rock 'n roll before her chances of *** start to look any better.

Try to find X -

dozing off in class (again) -

TAGS: lgvernon instructor
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - September 23, 2013, 11:49 pm

I will see you in the principal's office, Uggie. Unfortunately for you, your parents signed the corporal punishiment agreement.

A Little Tribute -

TAGS: hidden talents members homebased business crafts art threats lgvernon
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:01 am
Meant in the kindest of ways...honest(with fingers crossed behind my back). Teehee?
lgvernon - November 15, 2013, 4:36 pm

I'm gone for a few days and the natives go bananas. Prissy, you've got some 'spainin' to do!~
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:06 pm
I hope so. Cuz if "she" shoots, I'm a goner :(
GaryO - November 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
She shoots…….she SCORES!!!

the 80s called -

TAGS: nostalgia 80s kintz
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:08 pm
A big 5L welcome back!
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 5:21 am
Inspirational! Wait, make that remindatorial!
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:59 am
Uhm, your ex, she seeing anyone right now?
lgvernon - March 29, 2014, 11:52 pm

You are a very, very bad man...I'm so glad you're back.

DON'T ASK DON'T TELL - I knew the minute they repealed it, THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!

Its Newton's Fault -

GET YOUR EDUCATION - And hook up with a schoolgirl that ROCKS!


TAGS: nostalgia greybeard past present time
Rating: 4.29/5

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forseti - July 5, 2010, 4:21 am
that's deep. 5L
Hawamleh - July 5, 2010, 12:16 am
Thank You
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:50 pm

Nostalgia -

TAGS: nostalgia
Rating: 4.25/5

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THEY'RE SO OLD - They still remember their Friendster password

The Seventies -

TAGS: seventies nostalgia comics spiderman
Rating: 3.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:40 am
I recognize so few of these faces. I guess because I was a hippy, and didn't watch TV at all back then.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 10:38 pm
I long for a lava lamp and bell bottoms.
rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:09 pm

There was a lot of things I loved about the 70's

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER... - I felt insulted, that the LGBT community stole the rainbow from us. Now that I am older, I feel Greenpeace are insulting the LGBT community.

TAGS: greenpeace lgbt g** rainbow
Rating: 3.83/5

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Azzameen85 - May 27, 2011, 6:28 am
Being from Greenland, we have a certain animosity against them... While I'm not g**, I have come to accept them as part of an equality movement, which Greenpeace doesn't represent. Oh... First deviation.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:04 am
this ship doesn't seem to be "green" (and I don't talk about the color)

The Four Horsemen -

TAGS: cyrus swifty selgo d lo
Rating: 3.7/5

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motifayk - June 25, 2013, 6:27 am
People still listen to other musicians. We might still hold off the apocalypse yet. 5L's


AFGHANS - Why doesn't anyone want to talk with them?

TAGS: omelga afghanistan awesome hi lol
Rating: 2.93/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:52 pm
This is hilarious! Look what you found online!

THE SAGE GREYBEARDS OF MOTIFAKE - Some of them spend too much time on the NSFW side

GRAMMAR - Just for you, my dearest Nazi.....

TAGS: http images cafepress com jitcrunch aspx bg9hzd1ibgfuayxibgfuazoxmtjfri5qcgd8bg9hzd1mmcxodhrwoi8vaw1hz2vzny5jywzlchjlc3muy29tl2ltywdllzewotk4ody3xzqwmhg0mdauanbnfhxzy2fszt1mmcwxnjasmteylfdoaxrlfgnvbxbvc2u9ymxhbmss*dasqwrklde2nswxmtd8y3a9cmvzdwx0lgjsyw5rfh
Rating: 2.67/5

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ace - June 20, 2009, 7:55 pm
WTF are they typeing
Schnauzer - October 31, 2008, 12:17 pm
Fehlerhafte Grammatik macht mich [uebel]??
Grammar Nazi - October 31, 2008, 12:06 pm
Wenn du etwas so finden koennst, bitte mir anrufen.
Culos - October 31, 2008, 11:23 am
Es tut mir Leid dass ich dieses T-shirt nicht mit Deutschen Aufdruck habe finden koennen!
pro - October 31, 2008, 10:20 am
Bitte sehr!
Grammar Nazi - October 31, 2008, 8:38 am
Kein Umlaut auf mein ElektronGehirn, aber danke sehr!
pro - October 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Actually, it's spelled "schön" (or "schoen", for the Umlaut-challenged).
Grammar Nazi - October 30, 2008, 10:13 pm
Danke shoen! Das freut mich sehr!

NAPALM - It Really Does Smell Like Victory

TAGS: kilgour napalm
Rating: 2.63/5

COMMITMENT - What? Like, self-indulgence isn't something to be committed to

CAMOUFLAGE - How you try to be when you've done something wrong... and your wife/parents just found out

MEMORIES - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death... Ah... there is no place like home.


TAGS: traffic sign bulgaria
Rating: 1.94/5

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Slim - January 26, 2009, 5:28 pm
Dude it says "kids don't have breaks"


Three Men in a Bar...Sorta... -

TAGS: lg vernon misspriss rerun bar
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - January 17, 2015, 10:51 am

LOL. I need to read comments more often
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:25 am
Such a happy cheerful ending on that groaner!! 5L
MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 9:11 pm
5L 'sod...and for what it's worth...I live in a little village surrounded by a dike.
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 3:09 pm
note to self: three men and Legs Vernon at the OB-Gyn (or rather Gym).....hmmmm...thank you Vernie
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:19 pm

Would it kill you to cut the legs off that avatar so it looks like I'm actually sitting instead of waiting on the table at the OB-Gyn? 5LLLLL
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 8:39 am
HAH! luv seein' other folk's renditions of three men in a bar. Now, about those lesbian twins....
Silverheart - January 15, 2015, 5:19 am

Ouch. Pun so bad it hurts... 5LLLLLs
concern3 - January 15, 2015, 4:46 am
Absolute 5er, I love words

Here's your #*&@$@!# Espresso! -

TAGS: cafe vulgar
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 21, 2017, 3:58 am
I like it, UP yours

Chilling -

TAGS: olg age warm heart
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:41 am
My heart is very warm indeed, oh green one! 5l
EmilioDumphque - December 22, 2014, 2:05 am
Isn't that the fencepost that Carl Showalter buried the $80,000 near?
GaryO - December 21, 2014, 7:10 pm
Dang, Greeny. Take a gorgeous picture and make it all profound, why dontcha.

Cover Up -

TAGS: motifakers rerun realitylord lgvernon cannabal misspriss silverheart ughomer tribute aliens coverup conspiracy ufo
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 6, 2017, 2:30 am
"I think we're parked, man."
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 11:28 pm

What happens on the U.F.O. stays on the U.F.O. - until someone that nobody is ever going to believe tells all on Discovery Channel.

Nostalgia -

TAGS: nostalgia culture music television sucks
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 11, 2017, 11:16 am
CloudchaserS - April 11, 2017, 3:49 am
Not unless it's 1985. Springsteen, Madonna, etc
BurningSlanders - April 10, 2017, 11:23 am
calron - April 9, 2017, 4:06 am
Maybe we'll see a new season of The Maxx.
JesusWept - April 8, 2017, 12:31 pm
Take a wild guess LOL ^^^^^Up

Brokeback Hill -

TAGS: g** homo***uality cowboys men lgbt
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - October 1, 2016, 10:19 pm
Thanks, TO yours.
concern3 - October 1, 2016, 7:32 pm
Funny, UP yours

Blind Date -

TAGS: blind date lgvernon s calendar
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 4, 2015, 3:57 am
concern3 - March 4, 2015, 2:33 am
funny 5er

Girls' Lunch Out -

Ball Gag -

Memories -

TAGS: pzy memories nostalgia north korea
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 11, 2017, 4:44 pm
Let's hope that won't happen. ^^^^^Up

If this was your favorite reading, you had an excellent childhood. -

Our Ladies -

TAGS: motifaker lgvernon mizzdizz misspriss tribute
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - February 3, 2016, 7:52 pm

I think that's a bacon dress I'm almost wearing, too! Don't sya it...don't even THINK it.
Oldsod - February 3, 2016, 7:36 am
Is...izzat...is that a bacon blanket on which they're posing? Gawd that's h**...
mizzdizz - February 3, 2016, 12:14 am
Thanks, JW! HUUUUGS!!!!!

The Council -

TAGS: motifaker lgvernon rerun realitylord motinet
Rating: 4.86/5

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JesusWept - March 5, 2016, 10:01 am
Are arrestees allowed to look at those?? XD
mizzdizz - March 5, 2016, 12:20 am
Kinda reminds me of the mugsh** book I had to look at the cop shop one time.... ^!!!!
concern3 - March 4, 2016, 3:44 am
This one is an UP yours

Wanna play? -

TAGS: done in the style of lgvernon from the guess who thread hard to forget
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 4:58 pm
Got me good...
lgvernon - February 7, 2016, 4:11 pm

Great job, Silvie!

Admit it! -